HOW TO BE A POLITICIAN
Many people in today’s society want to be respected. For many, its difficult and requires
you to do a good thing. But alas, there is one way that’s foolproof and guaranteed to make
you way more respected and more well known. Its called being a politician.
Now some believe being a politician is the equivalent of being a liar and a thief. That
may be true, but they forget the most important part. Respect. If its respect you are after,
you are a politician at heart. Being one is as easy as 1-2-3. Once you follow these steps,
you will be successful and be respected.
In the political world, politicians follow the LBA approach; that is, lying, blaming,
appearance. Not all politicians follow this approach, but look where they are at. They
aren’t admired, and they sure aren’t successful. Being nice in this game also gets you
nowhere. The easiest way to get there is to play the game like every other person; lying.
The first step in any successful politician; lying. Its such an easy thing to do. Plus, its
almost required to get into office. First off, you want to first actually get into power in
order to be a politician. What better way to do that than lying? Make some good promises
like “I will save the world from war!”, or some garbage like that. Inflate your status (and
your ego too, you need one) by saying things that people love to hear. Lets face it; people
are gullible. They believe everything that comes out of your mouth as true. Two of the
greatest lies that are guaranteed bread-winners are “I will fix the debt” and “I will fix our
economy.” You know you won’t, heck they know you won’t, but as Sigmund Freud said, the mind is “like an iceberg.” Lead the sheep where you need them to be, and they will support you with their votes.
Now at this point, you are most likely elected and your safe for about the first 75%
of your term. But alas, by now the sheep don’t feel that great about you. I mean, you most
likely did the exact opposite of what you did promise (like screwing the economy instead
of fixing it). Here is where you have a choice, You can either A) Actually try to fix the
problem you just created or B) play the blame game. The easiest choice preferred by a
true professional politician is B. Someone blames you for something, blame someone
else. You’re a Republican? Blame the Democrats. You didn’t do your job right? Blame
Congress for being uncooperative. The possibilities are endless and the formula is easy.
Blame some other random guy for your deliberate screw ups and move on. Simple and
easy.
Now, you have reached the A in LBA: appearance. Look good in office; have a nice
reputation. Warning, do not be some secret porn star or cheat on your spouse. That
will enervate your position in office in an instant. People don’t care about what you don’t do, but if you do some amoral stuff, better watch out. Keep yourself away from bad
appearances and do not hesitate for good appearances. You crave that spotlight. Feed a
kid in Africa, boost your reputation. Clothe a homeless guy, show your altruism. You throw your happy, heart-warming affectation on in public, and you hide that nasty antithesis from the public. Finally, just give plenty of speeches. People love hearing that
bombast language. The less it makes sense and the more you talk in circles, the better.
People are gullible, remember that.
People believe in illusions. Sigmund Freud once wrote that “illusions commend
themselves because they save us the pain and allow us to enjoy the pleasure instead.” If there is a motto for politicians, its that. In short, lie whenever needed. You get in office on
a string of lies anyways. Continue to pass the buck to everyone if you get blamed for
something. Finally, keep your appearance always clean. Follow these steps, and in no time, you will be on track for the destruction of your country. Or in shorter terms, you
will be a successful politician.
“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week,
next month, or next year. And to have the ability to explain why it didn’t happen.” ---
Winston Churchill
Many people in today’s society want to be respected. For many, its difficult and requires
you to do a good thing. But alas, there is one way that’s foolproof and guaranteed to make
you way more respected and more well known. Its called being a politician.
Now some believe being a politician is the equivalent of being a liar and a thief. That
may be true, but they forget the most important part. Respect. If its respect you are after,
you are a politician at heart. Being one is as easy as 1-2-3. Once you follow these steps,
you will be successful and be respected.
In the political world, politicians follow the LBA approach; that is, lying, blaming,
appearance. Not all politicians follow this approach, but look where they are at. They
aren’t admired, and they sure aren’t successful. Being nice in this game also gets you
nowhere. The easiest way to get there is to play the game like every other person; lying.
The first step in any successful politician; lying. Its such an easy thing to do. Plus, its
almost required to get into office. First off, you want to first actually get into power in
order to be a politician. What better way to do that than lying? Make some good promises
like “I will save the world from war!”, or some garbage like that. Inflate your status (and
your ego too, you need one) by saying things that people love to hear. Lets face it; people
are gullible. They believe everything that comes out of your mouth as true. Two of the
greatest lies that are guaranteed bread-winners are “I will fix the debt” and “I will fix our
economy.” You know you won’t, heck they know you won’t, but as Sigmund Freud said, the mind is “like an iceberg.” Lead the sheep where you need them to be, and they will support you with their votes.
Now at this point, you are most likely elected and your safe for about the first 75%
of your term. But alas, by now the sheep don’t feel that great about you. I mean, you most
likely did the exact opposite of what you did promise (like screwing the economy instead
of fixing it). Here is where you have a choice, You can either A) Actually try to fix the
problem you just created or B) play the blame game. The easiest choice preferred by a
true professional politician is B. Someone blames you for something, blame someone
else. You’re a Republican? Blame the Democrats. You didn’t do your job right? Blame
Congress for being uncooperative. The possibilities are endless and the formula is easy.
Blame some other random guy for your deliberate screw ups and move on. Simple and
easy.
Now, you have reached the A in LBA: appearance. Look good in office; have a nice
reputation. Warning, do not be some secret porn star or cheat on your spouse. That
will enervate your position in office in an instant. People don’t care about what you don’t do, but if you do some amoral stuff, better watch out. Keep yourself away from bad
appearances and do not hesitate for good appearances. You crave that spotlight. Feed a
kid in Africa, boost your reputation. Clothe a homeless guy, show your altruism. You throw your happy, heart-warming affectation on in public, and you hide that nasty antithesis from the public. Finally, just give plenty of speeches. People love hearing that
bombast language. The less it makes sense and the more you talk in circles, the better.
People are gullible, remember that.
People believe in illusions. Sigmund Freud once wrote that “illusions commend
themselves because they save us the pain and allow us to enjoy the pleasure instead.” If there is a motto for politicians, its that. In short, lie whenever needed. You get in office on
a string of lies anyways. Continue to pass the buck to everyone if you get blamed for
something. Finally, keep your appearance always clean. Follow these steps, and in no time, you will be on track for the destruction of your country. Or in shorter terms, you
will be a successful politician.
“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week,
next month, or next year. And to have the ability to explain why it didn’t happen.” ---
Winston Churchill
ARGUMENTATION ESSAY
In 1984, a serial killer known as John Wayne Gacy went into court on an appeal. The case against him was overwhelming, as Gacy’s guilt was never doubted in the slightest. The verdict came down; guilty, with yet another chance of appealing. Finally, the Supreme Court of the United States stepped in and denied the ability to appeal. Waiting another 10 years since that Supreme Court verdict, Gacy was executed in 1994. By the end of his appeals journey however, he had gone thtough 538 appeals and years of judicial time. The appeals process needs to be more streamlined and limited to three appeals so that absurd cases like this do not exist.
The entire appeals process demands to be fixed for three reasons. First the entire process is way too expensive. Each and every appeal requires a judge to hear the case, attorneys to argue the case, and a jury to hear the case. And according to the North Carolina Court System, many various different fees can add up to a huge number. A conservative cost per appeal might be sitting around $200,000. This number could be larger or smaller depending on the case and the length of the appeal. But to top that all off, that is one case. Appeals are endless, and in the case of Gacy, using the average number of $200,000 a case, the cost to finally end Gacy’s life was roughly $107,600,000. Now this number is huge, but we forget another big part; housing. A criminal like Gacy is not free during this massive appeal process so he has to sit in jail. He also has to be fed, and he also has to have medical care. The cost for a single year of housing in an average jail in California is roughly about $47,000 (CaliforniaFAQ). Gacy of course sat in jail for fourteen years. Total that up, and you get another $658,000. Because people like Gacy can virtually abuse the system, a hard cap needs to be placed on the number of appeals. Allowing murderers to drive their costs up for almost no reasonable gain is excruciatingly pointless.
Another problem with the appealing process is that it is unmoral to the victim’s family. A benefit of the death penalty and it’s executions is that for some, it allows the victim’s family to grieve. According to Acting Swiftly, the benefit of the execution may very well be to let go and understand the circumstances (ActingSwiftly) The appealing process may extend the suffering and agony for the family. As well known, appeals can take the court proceedings for years longer, potentially even decades. Most appeals will last for a year on average (CriminalTrials).The times a family has to relive the incident when in the court system over and over again is extremely damaging to ones emotional health. Because each appeal goes over the exact same crime, the victim’s families are forced to hear in every little detail the death of their loved one. Going back to Gacy again, the victim’s families had to go through 538 retellings of the same exact excruciating story and also had to live for 14 years without end of the constant emotional ride they were on. Morally, making a family suffer the death of their loved one over and over is horrendous, which is why there needs to be a more streamlined system.
Finally, the appealing process is an overwhelming waste of time. The average criminal case length is usually around 2 years (Federal Appeals). However, appeals can take longer amounts of time. Better yet, the amount of appeals is unlimited. There technically is a limited number, but virtually with any excuse, the case can be retried and appealed yet again. Because of sometimes stupid reasons that get the case retried, most of the time, the appeal gets heard and another guilty sentence has been handed out. On average, a total of roughly 70% of all cases gets affirmed, or having the last court decision still carry on. Only 20% of other cases will get reversed. (CaliforniaAppeals) However, the more and more appeals there are, the worse one’s odds are for having their case reversed. And in cases like Gacy, who virtually made no ability to reform or even deny the allegations that he killed his victims, the case is almost a 100% affirmation. Yet, even though Gacy doesn’t deny any allegations and his lawyers don’t either, he can use the appeal process for no one’s gain but himself. There is absolutely no reason the appealing process should be this long, and there is absolutely no reason at all why the appealing system should be so pointless in cases like these.
The death penalty and the appeals process have been closely related since the beginning of the court system. The appealing system does have its perks, but ridiculousness that accompanies people like John Wayne Gacy is pointless. The appealing process needs to be streamlined and limited to three appeals. If not, idiotic cases like this will arise every now and then, and the Constitution’s aim of a fair and speedy trial is wasted.
“A clown can get away with murder." ----- John Wayne Gacy 1942-1994
In 1984, a serial killer known as John Wayne Gacy went into court on an appeal. The case against him was overwhelming, as Gacy’s guilt was never doubted in the slightest. The verdict came down; guilty, with yet another chance of appealing. Finally, the Supreme Court of the United States stepped in and denied the ability to appeal. Waiting another 10 years since that Supreme Court verdict, Gacy was executed in 1994. By the end of his appeals journey however, he had gone thtough 538 appeals and years of judicial time. The appeals process needs to be more streamlined and limited to three appeals so that absurd cases like this do not exist.
The entire appeals process demands to be fixed for three reasons. First the entire process is way too expensive. Each and every appeal requires a judge to hear the case, attorneys to argue the case, and a jury to hear the case. And according to the North Carolina Court System, many various different fees can add up to a huge number. A conservative cost per appeal might be sitting around $200,000. This number could be larger or smaller depending on the case and the length of the appeal. But to top that all off, that is one case. Appeals are endless, and in the case of Gacy, using the average number of $200,000 a case, the cost to finally end Gacy’s life was roughly $107,600,000. Now this number is huge, but we forget another big part; housing. A criminal like Gacy is not free during this massive appeal process so he has to sit in jail. He also has to be fed, and he also has to have medical care. The cost for a single year of housing in an average jail in California is roughly about $47,000 (CaliforniaFAQ). Gacy of course sat in jail for fourteen years. Total that up, and you get another $658,000. Because people like Gacy can virtually abuse the system, a hard cap needs to be placed on the number of appeals. Allowing murderers to drive their costs up for almost no reasonable gain is excruciatingly pointless.
Another problem with the appealing process is that it is unmoral to the victim’s family. A benefit of the death penalty and it’s executions is that for some, it allows the victim’s family to grieve. According to Acting Swiftly, the benefit of the execution may very well be to let go and understand the circumstances (ActingSwiftly) The appealing process may extend the suffering and agony for the family. As well known, appeals can take the court proceedings for years longer, potentially even decades. Most appeals will last for a year on average (CriminalTrials).The times a family has to relive the incident when in the court system over and over again is extremely damaging to ones emotional health. Because each appeal goes over the exact same crime, the victim’s families are forced to hear in every little detail the death of their loved one. Going back to Gacy again, the victim’s families had to go through 538 retellings of the same exact excruciating story and also had to live for 14 years without end of the constant emotional ride they were on. Morally, making a family suffer the death of their loved one over and over is horrendous, which is why there needs to be a more streamlined system.
Finally, the appealing process is an overwhelming waste of time. The average criminal case length is usually around 2 years (Federal Appeals). However, appeals can take longer amounts of time. Better yet, the amount of appeals is unlimited. There technically is a limited number, but virtually with any excuse, the case can be retried and appealed yet again. Because of sometimes stupid reasons that get the case retried, most of the time, the appeal gets heard and another guilty sentence has been handed out. On average, a total of roughly 70% of all cases gets affirmed, or having the last court decision still carry on. Only 20% of other cases will get reversed. (CaliforniaAppeals) However, the more and more appeals there are, the worse one’s odds are for having their case reversed. And in cases like Gacy, who virtually made no ability to reform or even deny the allegations that he killed his victims, the case is almost a 100% affirmation. Yet, even though Gacy doesn’t deny any allegations and his lawyers don’t either, he can use the appeal process for no one’s gain but himself. There is absolutely no reason the appealing process should be this long, and there is absolutely no reason at all why the appealing system should be so pointless in cases like these.
The death penalty and the appeals process have been closely related since the beginning of the court system. The appealing system does have its perks, but ridiculousness that accompanies people like John Wayne Gacy is pointless. The appealing process needs to be streamlined and limited to three appeals. If not, idiotic cases like this will arise every now and then, and the Constitution’s aim of a fair and speedy trial is wasted.
“A clown can get away with murder." ----- John Wayne Gacy 1942-1994
CLASSIFICATION ESSAY
For centuries, mankind has consistently evolved in the ways to kill one another. With advents in science, new and volatile products for warfare have emerged. In addition to conventional warfare, biological and chemical warfare have emanated to create the ultimate style of fighting. With three major types of warfare (conventional, biological, and chemical) at the possession of armed forces, humanity can change in the blink of an eye.
Conventional warfare is the most common style of fighting. It has been used since the birth of humanity, accompanying everything from bombs and planes to bows and arrows. Although conventional is the most common and by far the most basic, it has been surpassed by other forms in lethality. And also considering the massive fiscal cost involved in building these instruments of war, they can also be easily destroyed. In fact, the most advanced conventional weapon, the B2 bomber, costs 1.5 billion dollars (Potholes). However, conventional warfare still has its benefits for three reasons. First, conventional warfare is overwhelmingly basic. Training a foot soldier how to operate a gun or a machine is very quick and can be exceptionally easy. Along with that, conventional means of killing a person are not as prone to being stopped. With types such as biological and chemical, there is some sort of elixir or antidote to the weapon. There’s no such thing for a gun shot or a bomb explosion. Finally, conventional weapons are very safe to friendly forces. With biological and conventional, there is always a threat that the virus/gas might harm allied forces. No such major risk exists with conventional warfare.
Because of such high prices for conventional warfare, militaries have turned to biological warfare. Biological warfare is the use of any living organism to besiege and kill the enemy. By far the most common of these organisms is a group called microorganisms. A dangerous example is Bactillus Anthracis, or Anthrax. Anthrax works by getting absorbed into the body’s system and causes massive symptoms of colds and the flu. Eventually the virus will move into the lungs and enervate them, causing a pulmonary edema and cardiovascular shock, leading to an unusually high rate of mortality (UPMC). Although this disease might seem extremely horrendous, militaries see this as a wonder weapon (Anthrax). Militaries even consider using these weapons for three reasons. First, it is extremely cheap. Because most microorganisms are found in nature, and thus extremely banal, garnering such weapons is simplistic. Second the ability to create these weapons is extremely easy. Virtually anyone with a high school understanding of rudimentary chemistry and science can make these weapons. Finally, most of theses viruses and weapons are extremely hard to detect. In fact, viruses tend to have many overlapping symptoms with colds and the flu, which leads to many deaths before the virus is even diagnosed correctly.
By far however, chemical warfare is the most lethal of them all. Chemical warfare is the use of any chemicals to maim or kill large amounts of people. One of the most infamous examples of chemical warfare in recent history has been the usage of Sarin. Sarin works by being inhaled. The chemical then travels to the lungs, paralyzing them, leading to an extremely quick death (CDC). In fact, upon contact with Sarin, death within 60 seconds is commonplace. Militaries have been using these weapons for a century, starting with chlorine gas in World War I. Chemical weapons are effective for three reasons. First, chemical weapons are extremely toxic and lethal. Most chemical weapons can kill in under five minutes upon exposure without proper treatment; many can do it in less. Secondly, most chemical weapons are extremely hard to detect. Chemical weapons, for the most part, are colorless, odorless, tasteless, and otherwise undetectable to the naked eye. Finally, chemical weapons are extremely easy to manufacture. Yet again, anyone with a rudimentary understanding of high school chemistry can produce one of the most terrifying weapons the world has ever seen (RTR).
Conventional, Biological, and Chemical warfare have all stood the test of time through their inherent threats. Indeed, in the way each weapon has caused countries to think twice about using them. These egregious weapons have been unanimously limited and the use of said weapons has been made illegial. Amoral terrorists do not follow these rules however, and even though one must not necessarily worry about this threat, one must accept the fact that the threat does in fact exist and cannot be eschewed away. Science has come a long way with the improval of the weapon since its Stone Age predecessors, and as weapons continue to evolve, continue to get more stealthy, and continue to kill, we must always accept they are here to stay, despite their overwhelming lethality.
For centuries, mankind has consistently evolved in the ways to kill one another. With advents in science, new and volatile products for warfare have emerged. In addition to conventional warfare, biological and chemical warfare have emanated to create the ultimate style of fighting. With three major types of warfare (conventional, biological, and chemical) at the possession of armed forces, humanity can change in the blink of an eye.
Conventional warfare is the most common style of fighting. It has been used since the birth of humanity, accompanying everything from bombs and planes to bows and arrows. Although conventional is the most common and by far the most basic, it has been surpassed by other forms in lethality. And also considering the massive fiscal cost involved in building these instruments of war, they can also be easily destroyed. In fact, the most advanced conventional weapon, the B2 bomber, costs 1.5 billion dollars (Potholes). However, conventional warfare still has its benefits for three reasons. First, conventional warfare is overwhelmingly basic. Training a foot soldier how to operate a gun or a machine is very quick and can be exceptionally easy. Along with that, conventional means of killing a person are not as prone to being stopped. With types such as biological and chemical, there is some sort of elixir or antidote to the weapon. There’s no such thing for a gun shot or a bomb explosion. Finally, conventional weapons are very safe to friendly forces. With biological and conventional, there is always a threat that the virus/gas might harm allied forces. No such major risk exists with conventional warfare.
Because of such high prices for conventional warfare, militaries have turned to biological warfare. Biological warfare is the use of any living organism to besiege and kill the enemy. By far the most common of these organisms is a group called microorganisms. A dangerous example is Bactillus Anthracis, or Anthrax. Anthrax works by getting absorbed into the body’s system and causes massive symptoms of colds and the flu. Eventually the virus will move into the lungs and enervate them, causing a pulmonary edema and cardiovascular shock, leading to an unusually high rate of mortality (UPMC). Although this disease might seem extremely horrendous, militaries see this as a wonder weapon (Anthrax). Militaries even consider using these weapons for three reasons. First, it is extremely cheap. Because most microorganisms are found in nature, and thus extremely banal, garnering such weapons is simplistic. Second the ability to create these weapons is extremely easy. Virtually anyone with a high school understanding of rudimentary chemistry and science can make these weapons. Finally, most of theses viruses and weapons are extremely hard to detect. In fact, viruses tend to have many overlapping symptoms with colds and the flu, which leads to many deaths before the virus is even diagnosed correctly.
By far however, chemical warfare is the most lethal of them all. Chemical warfare is the use of any chemicals to maim or kill large amounts of people. One of the most infamous examples of chemical warfare in recent history has been the usage of Sarin. Sarin works by being inhaled. The chemical then travels to the lungs, paralyzing them, leading to an extremely quick death (CDC). In fact, upon contact with Sarin, death within 60 seconds is commonplace. Militaries have been using these weapons for a century, starting with chlorine gas in World War I. Chemical weapons are effective for three reasons. First, chemical weapons are extremely toxic and lethal. Most chemical weapons can kill in under five minutes upon exposure without proper treatment; many can do it in less. Secondly, most chemical weapons are extremely hard to detect. Chemical weapons, for the most part, are colorless, odorless, tasteless, and otherwise undetectable to the naked eye. Finally, chemical weapons are extremely easy to manufacture. Yet again, anyone with a rudimentary understanding of high school chemistry can produce one of the most terrifying weapons the world has ever seen (RTR).
Conventional, Biological, and Chemical warfare have all stood the test of time through their inherent threats. Indeed, in the way each weapon has caused countries to think twice about using them. These egregious weapons have been unanimously limited and the use of said weapons has been made illegial. Amoral terrorists do not follow these rules however, and even though one must not necessarily worry about this threat, one must accept the fact that the threat does in fact exist and cannot be eschewed away. Science has come a long way with the improval of the weapon since its Stone Age predecessors, and as weapons continue to evolve, continue to get more stealthy, and continue to kill, we must always accept they are here to stay, despite their overwhelming lethality.
I BELIEVE ESSAY
The Power of Intelligence
I believe in the power of intelligence. I believe in its all important purposes and effects. Yet, it is a wonderful and at times a misunderstood thing. I believe that people now must focus and concentrate on the power of intelligence, or there will be a cataclysm of stupidity.
Throughout my life, I have seen various forms of stupidity. Sometimes mistakes makes me laugh at it, and other times it makes me cry a little inside. I have seen everything from typos to horribly stupid actions; all of which leave me thinking, “Are you seriously that dumb?”. I can’t help but wonder if people know what intelligence is at all. It’s like they are oblivious to it.
Our country has come along way with education standards. We are required to go through thirteen years of schooling, where you are supposed to be taught the basics for your future. But when you look around, how many people actually paid attention to their education? It’s despicable to think how many don’t care about their future.
When I was in school, I was a pretty good academic kid. I always did my work and I always tried to accomplish what was set out in front of me. Yet, even in elementary school and middle school, there were always the kids who would not try or even attempt to do their work. These were the kids that were always getting worse grades than me, and these will be the kids later on that will probably be in a worse socio-economic status than me. Education is key because it opens up amazing windows of opportunity. But even at lower grades, people continue to be lazy and will be regretting this for the rest of their lives. That is the power of intelligence. It doesn’t enhance; rather, it protects you. Sometimes it protects you from the overall stupidity around you.
This sort of absolute laziness can be observed with mathematics. Now, I do understand that math is not everyone’s greatest subject, but people never cease to amaze me. Now picture this. I had gone into a fast food place. When my order was rung up and I was supposed to be given change, the cashier took over thirty seconds just to give me my change. I still do not see how a person could be so bad at giving change when it is their job in the first place. One would think that education is crucial to doing their job correctly. But, as time goes on, more and more people I see are just getting even more stupid due to their laziness.
I believe that intelligence, stupidity, and education are all intertwined. Anywhere you go, you can always see people acting dumb. You can go out in public and see signs misspelled, poor mathematical skills, and the overall wastefulness of an education. People, you went to school for a reason. Ergo, Now is the time you start to actually use it.
The Power of Intelligence
I believe in the power of intelligence. I believe in its all important purposes and effects. Yet, it is a wonderful and at times a misunderstood thing. I believe that people now must focus and concentrate on the power of intelligence, or there will be a cataclysm of stupidity.
Throughout my life, I have seen various forms of stupidity. Sometimes mistakes makes me laugh at it, and other times it makes me cry a little inside. I have seen everything from typos to horribly stupid actions; all of which leave me thinking, “Are you seriously that dumb?”. I can’t help but wonder if people know what intelligence is at all. It’s like they are oblivious to it.
Our country has come along way with education standards. We are required to go through thirteen years of schooling, where you are supposed to be taught the basics for your future. But when you look around, how many people actually paid attention to their education? It’s despicable to think how many don’t care about their future.
When I was in school, I was a pretty good academic kid. I always did my work and I always tried to accomplish what was set out in front of me. Yet, even in elementary school and middle school, there were always the kids who would not try or even attempt to do their work. These were the kids that were always getting worse grades than me, and these will be the kids later on that will probably be in a worse socio-economic status than me. Education is key because it opens up amazing windows of opportunity. But even at lower grades, people continue to be lazy and will be regretting this for the rest of their lives. That is the power of intelligence. It doesn’t enhance; rather, it protects you. Sometimes it protects you from the overall stupidity around you.
This sort of absolute laziness can be observed with mathematics. Now, I do understand that math is not everyone’s greatest subject, but people never cease to amaze me. Now picture this. I had gone into a fast food place. When my order was rung up and I was supposed to be given change, the cashier took over thirty seconds just to give me my change. I still do not see how a person could be so bad at giving change when it is their job in the first place. One would think that education is crucial to doing their job correctly. But, as time goes on, more and more people I see are just getting even more stupid due to their laziness.
I believe that intelligence, stupidity, and education are all intertwined. Anywhere you go, you can always see people acting dumb. You can go out in public and see signs misspelled, poor mathematical skills, and the overall wastefulness of an education. People, you went to school for a reason. Ergo, Now is the time you start to actually use it.
HOW TO BE PATHETIC
Being pathetic is easier than before with only five steps. You too, can become pathetic just like many other people. Its fast, its easy, and its guaranteed to make you look worse in society.
The first step to becoming a true pathetic human being is to throw away all the rules you have even been raised with. Become the little bestial human being you want to. Forget about your altruisms; they are meaningless. Being pathetic in life requires you to break the rules; don’t hesitate. Feel free to do what you want, nobody is looking and you don’t care what they think in the first place. Remember that no rules mean that you can do what ever you want. Some believe that not following rules leads to a lower standard, but what do they know? Your trying to be pathetic here.
Now that you have that done, constantly think about yourself and nobody else. Eschew the people that care about you or want to be your friend. You don’t need them; your pathetic, remember? Be the antithesis of character. Break down those six pillars of character. Break them down now. You are out to better your life, not some other person’s. It is a dog eat dog world out there. Let me make this clear, DO NOT BE EATEN.
Your without rules and you’re an introvert. Good, now you have to never try at anything. Now, this may seem like a hard one, but you can do it. Anything you even attempt; school work, your job, games, BE BAD AT IT. Be egregious. If your even good at anything, make an emendation; be bad. Make an effort to be horrid at life. Being pathetic down the road will get you somewhere.
Now your bad at everything, become a leader in negative attitudes and actions. Share your pathetic life with everything and everyone. Destroy them with your negativity. Anytime they are having a good day, besiege them with hatred. You have no empathy for a person. Kill them with negativity. Spread the pathetic virus.
Now, you have arrived at the most crucial moment in your pathetic existence. Warning: there is no turning back after this. Now you are committed, your pathetic, your ready to take it to the next level. You want to bring cataclysm to this world. Be the most despicable person you can be. Back stab people to get into power, war the world. You are pathetic. Its time to act like it.
Congratulations, you have become the ultimate embodiment of the word pathetic. Like the great dictators and tyrants of the worlds, you have become a true leader in your craft. The world may hate you, your friends might hate you, you might even hate you, but forget them all; they do not matter. You have died inside; the corruption has destroyed you from within. But who cares what you think, your pathetic.
“To copy others is necessary, to copy one’s self is pathetic” - Pablo Picasso
Being pathetic is easier than before with only five steps. You too, can become pathetic just like many other people. Its fast, its easy, and its guaranteed to make you look worse in society.
The first step to becoming a true pathetic human being is to throw away all the rules you have even been raised with. Become the little bestial human being you want to. Forget about your altruisms; they are meaningless. Being pathetic in life requires you to break the rules; don’t hesitate. Feel free to do what you want, nobody is looking and you don’t care what they think in the first place. Remember that no rules mean that you can do what ever you want. Some believe that not following rules leads to a lower standard, but what do they know? Your trying to be pathetic here.
Now that you have that done, constantly think about yourself and nobody else. Eschew the people that care about you or want to be your friend. You don’t need them; your pathetic, remember? Be the antithesis of character. Break down those six pillars of character. Break them down now. You are out to better your life, not some other person’s. It is a dog eat dog world out there. Let me make this clear, DO NOT BE EATEN.
Your without rules and you’re an introvert. Good, now you have to never try at anything. Now, this may seem like a hard one, but you can do it. Anything you even attempt; school work, your job, games, BE BAD AT IT. Be egregious. If your even good at anything, make an emendation; be bad. Make an effort to be horrid at life. Being pathetic down the road will get you somewhere.
Now your bad at everything, become a leader in negative attitudes and actions. Share your pathetic life with everything and everyone. Destroy them with your negativity. Anytime they are having a good day, besiege them with hatred. You have no empathy for a person. Kill them with negativity. Spread the pathetic virus.
Now, you have arrived at the most crucial moment in your pathetic existence. Warning: there is no turning back after this. Now you are committed, your pathetic, your ready to take it to the next level. You want to bring cataclysm to this world. Be the most despicable person you can be. Back stab people to get into power, war the world. You are pathetic. Its time to act like it.
Congratulations, you have become the ultimate embodiment of the word pathetic. Like the great dictators and tyrants of the worlds, you have become a true leader in your craft. The world may hate you, your friends might hate you, you might even hate you, but forget them all; they do not matter. You have died inside; the corruption has destroyed you from within. But who cares what you think, your pathetic.
“To copy others is necessary, to copy one’s self is pathetic” - Pablo Picasso
PROOF OF PEER EDITING
In this picture, I noticed there was quite a few changes that need to be made, mostly revolving around my words. I took these changes and went back and improved the quality of my paper. By redoing these problems in my paper, I made the organization much cleaner and made my sentences look better compared to what they were before I edited the paper. The paper then was re corrected for any superficial problems and continually refined to make a better paper overall.
In this picture, I noticed there was quite a few changes that need to be made, mostly revolving around my words. I took these changes and went back and improved the quality of my paper. By redoing these problems in my paper, I made the organization much cleaner and made my sentences look better compared to what they were before I edited the paper. The paper then was re corrected for any superficial problems and continually refined to make a better paper overall.